5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

132. You yell at your chess pieces when you lose

133. Your opponent beats you and then says he wants to play with his Lego blocks

134. You think people who continue playing in Washington Square Park during a rainstorm are crazy

135. You throw pieces at your opponent or opponent's king when you lose(true story)

136. You play on board of 10 by 10 squares and complain about missing pieces.

I wouldn't say that's from lack of knowledge.  More like lack of self control.  # 132 is the same.

#133 doesn't mean the guy doesn't know anything about chess, but just that he lost and prefers legos.  :-p

137. You have never checkmated your opponent
138. These are all your games:

In the one above, you were black.

#133 said he lost to a guy that likes legos

How do you know Fischer didn't like Legos?

#139:  You fall for this:

Well, maybe that's not fair.  I think the game it came from were grandmasters in the 1800's.

I said that already.

140. You think chess is for nerds.

141. When someone plays en passant against you, you immidiatly notify chess .com staff and report him as a cheater.

already said

142. You have a girlfriend.

That's right you have to have a wife to know enough about chess

i am 10 i don't have a girlfriend

Get one at 16

143. You wet your pants when Mikhail Tal stares at you.

144. You try to do this:

Bottom line in chess is that We dont really know if our opponents hands are clean.