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My favourite thread is dying :(
If you're looking for the group, it's called Rap Creation / Appreciation
Come on over, we could use more chess OG's
the chessboard is my matrix call me morphius, if u ask me who the best then its morphy yes! because hes a beast with the tactics and for the opponents the results tragic, vicious like fisher with 2 bishops its like tal with the magic.
and im not a patzer see my strategy to attack your anatomy, my bishop queen battery ready to enter your faculty but no time to waste! as i attack without haste because in this race im not gonna take second place
and i aint accepting a draw im like hell nah, if i could id put your king in a crippler crossface like chris benoit. if checkmating u was illegal then im breaking the law im just way too raw.
just resign its inevitable your kings gonna get the flatline, if he gets outta line i could kill u slow and take my time.
call me inhumane... but you couldve surrendered instead chose to feel pain, all my pieces alligned and your stuck in a bind with no move to find its a damn shame, if u havent heard of me chiseledchessys the name just challenge me to a game
but expect me to set u straight as i control the 8 by 8, this aint a playgroud kid im not your playmate in the end the fate for u is gonna be checkmate just allow me to demonstrate...
making my opponent take a wary pause
my moves rival that of Mamedaryov
your damaged pawn home; my rook sits atop it
readying the capture; it's doubtful you can stop it
1 if by land! 2 if by boat!
What a devilish time to underpromote!
6 knights v King, classic endgame
you shan't have faith in your stalemate aim
perhaps if you'd not blundered your Queen on e3
are you blind? you should've resigned and signed the treaty
players who meet me, greet me like to seat me
play me, try and slay me, then analyze; critique me
but seldom do they beat me, Panaka bows to no one
if i'm white it's 1-0, if i'm black, 0-1
Check it, I give rybka and fritz fits, manuevring quick hits
I'm probing the defense, and exposing the weakness
Then finish with sick, highly tactical swiftness
Unloading the pieces through those copious breeches
Locating, waiting and navigating the creases
Is what you'll need to deem your position decent
you shouldn't double pawns unless there is a reason
My King finds their taste quite pleasin and appeasin
My Queen eats rooks on the reg, with a side of eggs
to victory I float, sure to at least demote your pride a peg
eying down the meadow with dastardly fianchetto
"March onward" I oft-bellow, I'm known as an odd fellow
Amongst chess nobles, been banned from many tournaments
For turning it into a fracas, throwing my own excrement
Selling forged Vladimir Kramnik signatures on baseballs outside
and Boris Gelfand bobbleheads at a discount price
Vending ill-prepared breads that complaints claim is "too starchy"
and telling people I trained Ian Nepomniachtchi
Well now I have to go to work, today; I wish I had it off
But I have to give a lesson to Teimour Radjabov
Here's a verse that I wrote on another thread. Technically it's not about chess, but it's on a different topic that is just as important to chess.com. Here it is:
Post #4. It was a response to the OP's lame verse. Apparently I murdered him so bad he couldn't even respond.
Rap sucks all on its own. So why would anyone want to add something that sucks just as bad?
Yory Gregovich, name sounding like a grandmaster
check ratings, oh well, you're nothing but a bad patzer
I thrash slackers who only listen to rock, like dumb backpackers
call me a mad hacker, but I don't think you have the guts
My bars killed jimi, when I was spitting from my fathers nuts
Im like fisher and carlen combined you take my rook now your queen is mine finally you resign look i dont need my rook on the 7th for you to call it swine when i am winning you leave and waste my time. You did not see the sign that chess is not your sport because all you do is whine.
Is it agaisnt the rules so delay games?
by I-eat-guini-pigs a few minutes ago
Is this end position winning?
by chess102410 a few minutes ago
Tracking albeit censored
If You were Doing Life Which 5 Books Would You Keep To Make Your game Strong?
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Is this unreasonable?
by I-eat-guini-pigs 2 minutes ago
12/7/2013 - 1001 Brilliant ways to Checkmate by Reinfeld, #404
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Carlsen: The Best of All Time
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The Scheveningen Sicilian
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Friz 13 or Deep Fritz 13?
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