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(In the 'You're Banned' forum game, in response to g-man 15 rapping with gledz . . .)
Yo, g-man-one-five, you R soundin' 2 jive,
You kickin' it with Mr. g.l.e.d.-Z,
But you now in a cloud cuz U 4got about me,
Yeah, it's the JayBo man come to trip up your plan,
I just pinned your Queen against your sorry King's ass,
You got a comeback, One-Five? I think your heyday is past,
Yer floatin', yer chokin' on my Kingside attack
And now I really don't think that you will ever get back
To the day in the sun when you thought you were hot
And maybe hip to the trip, but Yo, now you R shot
Shot like a drive-by by my Bishop, *pop-pop!*
Yo' Queen-ho's a goner, she couldn't take it no longah,
So I ban you right here and I send her to heaven
Your bee-a#*ch iz toast, she layin' dead on g7!!!
i tried to play rybka but he disconnected;
scared to play a man who could so clearly dissect 'em
all your games stink, you brought pieces en rectum?
but my rectum is pink, pristine clean and sexable
but i ain't down for it, only anal i do
is the anal attention to, penetrating your crew
and when i penetrate you, my whole load is blew
your load stagnates making your man bits blue
unless you are a girl, in which case, in any city
when i win you'll feel milk swell up in each titty
i got me pick 'o' the litter on bitches I want a date with
dumb dudes i play - they'll never find a piece to mate with
i don't hold it against him, forgive him - he's dumb
slice through with knight - put a fork in him - he's done
game piggish, and i reduce pork to crumbs
digest em thoroughly then forcibly pass through my voluptuous bum
such sculpted buns, attract dem honeys
hustle chess hustlers and snatch dey moneys
now i eat steak, shrimp and prawns
my king eats rooks, pawns and all
knights and bishops, swallow em whole, hiccup,
you thought you had a shot? sorry about the mix up
i sac rooks to toy with lesser men
underpromote to em, then sac em again
if i was a D-lineman i'd still sack rooks
but i don't play football cause i like to read books
also as you see...i adore spittin
don't read chess books, they need to be rewritten
to account for my instinctive precision, and not to mention
such a positional wizard - the envy of every engine
Nobody cares about your bunghole
You a freak to run that up the flagpole
The pieces don't move themselves you have to
The engine is playin' so what you gonna do?
A playa's a playa, GM or hustler,
No matter how the pieces look when they muster.
A playa's, a playa,got to have game,
Keep talkin and talkin you'll lose just the same.
see, peoples get mad cause my flow's emphatic
hence electric pawn try'na start some static
EP a stain, one I'll gladly wash
you servin' beef but I'll opt for squash
Speakin' of GMs...I'm a better fit
patzer ain't shit but a diamond membership
post another diss - i'll be back in a few
judging by our pics yo - i'm blacker than you!
Yo Panaka, you think your flow's emphatic
But you got no chance 'cos I know King's Gambit
I'll seek the king, and I'll throw shit at it
Sac a piece, and when you know it's shattered
Making you give in, like you know this rap is
Caruana rhymes with marijuana - that's got some potential
I play the Caro-Kann like no other.
You are going to understand why when I finish this my brother.
I am amused with your lyric's, and my position I see you trying to rupture.
It's ashame becuase you will never penetrate my fortress like structure.
Your lyrics and chess skills are all lame.
I plan to grind them down into a won king and pawn end game.
So go ahead and try your best.
I will defeat you just like the rest.
Play move 1. King Pawn Four.
I am going to win with a 1-0 score.
I'm a caviar stain on a table cloth,
You're slurpin' some kind of fecal broth,
That kind of flow may be emphatic,
It will also get you locked in an attic.
Why does it matter you're blacker than me?
Every pawn just wants a chance to be free.
I'll play you a game, and you'll feel my sword,
But please, no more of this anus rap, good Lord!
hey man, you hail from Wales, that's very neat
you gon' be sleeping wit da whales if we ever meet
do you believe this fool? ...tail between his legs
drool drippin out his mouth, on the board layin' eggs
now you offensive to six phylums - making me nautious
I lace files with tripwires so play cautious
this ganja fiend needs some weed assuredly
arrested by Captain Panaka, Queen's Security
i'm a breed apart...something like a great dane
hacker mad I spit a virus in his mainframe
madhatter a better challenge, hacker you have to go
l'est i smash my zapatos up your rabbit hole
...poco espanol...anyway the game of chess is cold
like an eskimo undressing when it's ten below
hit marijuana wit Fabiano Caruana
still, on the board I'm Superman, man, you stupid Lana
I'd be proud to be Welsh like Dlyan Thomas
But like the rest of your rap, let's be honest.
I'm not from Wales, that's your fantasy,
Like pretending you're Jay Z on TV.
You're rhymes aint bad, don't get me wrong,
But your act as a whole gets the gong show gong.
Fantasy Jay Z on TV,
Focus on what you really want to be.
Ain't reppin' Nawlins but I'm fly like a pelican
proud to be welsh? how anti-american
can't stomach my raps? you soft in the belly?
just keep defendin welsch's name - i ain't jelly
EP seems fascinated with television
cause his raps are cartoonish, i'm sick, immune to penicillin
are you kidding me? I'll teach Jay-Z his ABCs
and shut your structure down with an EMP
Pawn, your team's a goner, evaporatin like steam
in the sauna your in with madhacker and caruana
Yawn, ..........oh are we still battlin'?
Cause far as I see you're up sh*t's creek, paddlin'
Pull you out the socket, pawn no longer buzzin'
His idea of a 'mating net' he used to trap his cousin
Alright guess it's time to put "electric" to bed
"You're(?) rhymes aint bad" - the most honest thing you said
Apparently rap is throwing down rhymes,
That make little sense most of the time.
Your narrative lacks purpose and direction,
And don't stand up to critical inspection.
Catoonish like Tweety Bird or Buggs Bunny,
What's up Doc? You aint even funny!
Pawns spawn along at dawn
Born to wage a costly war
The Knights assemble and mumble, huddled
The Bishops gnaw 'pon cobs of corn
The rooks tend the field and court the maids
Queen slips on shoes with helps from aides
The king knits idly, sitting, nervous
With many-houseboy at his service
Your hyperstatic army approaches, loathesome
Great E-lecetricity in the air
My King pirouettes and exclaims "unleash hell"
You merely shitteth your pants
My macho stances slams against your forces' girlish prance
I stamp you stomp you, pamper then romp you
Strangulate you with jay-z's scrotal sack
As my rook enacts a noble Sac
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