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This upcoming season'll probably break you
I agree with Mr. Ainge: it was Smart to replace you
Sad to hear of your career - here! I brought flowers
Like Count Dooku said in episode 2: "My Jedi powers...
are far beyond yours - now, back down."
Play me on the board, yo, I'll take you to Sac-Town
My pawns coalesce into a suitable swarm
Rondo? I liked you better as the musical form
Now let's talk genitals - it's (literally) why we're all here
I told you about the sand in my vag in confidence, dear
But it appears your moral fabric is suspicious and mean
Sharing characteristics with Chancellor Palpatine
My white knight'll put a Harvey Dent in your bastion
and I'll work you as Black like affirmative action
Your play is suspect but shouldn't be investigated
You're a wildcat at heart; you cannot be domesticated
I've played games of bullet chess that lasted longer
Than your total screen time
So why should I even bother?
When I kicked it to Ray coming off a screen set by Garnett
It was enough to make an incrdulous Jar-Jar wet
He proclaimed none better than Rajon
Not Qui-Gon not Obi-Wan
Not even Viswanathan
He musta seen me...
Bumpin elbows with Lebron on the boards
Battling wits with Anand on the board
Puchin out Panaka because I was bored
And now certified by FIDE as Chairman of the Board
The only thing more extensive than my vocabulary
Is my knowledge of advanced chess strategy
I can anticipate a dozen moves in advance
To be frank - you haven't a chance
Around your pieces mine will dance
In a puddle of urine
Originating from your pants
Originating from your pants, a thick froth
I'm fly like X-wing, you fly like squished moth
Dance with me won't you, frank? We need not fight!
What you doing later on?? -- I've got all knight
Playing punks like you, I be stuntin' dramatically
Plus Jar Jar's always wet...simple Gungan anatomy
"Chairman of the Board"? That's a little misleading
When they just let you stack the chairs up after their meeting
Yes my screen time was short but my performance? Immaculate
Besides it wasn't as brief as someone's stint with the Mavericks...
Battling me, Mr. Rondo never could impress
Blaster on the hip bring a new meaning to bullet chess
So give Captain your full respect bitch I deserve it!
Your raps match your trade value.....worthless.
Just for this Obi-Wan gon' let me sport his sword
To slay the losing King of the court and board.
I respect you though Rondo - your shit has layers
This thread's like chess: 64 squares/2 playas
I'm fittin' to team up with this former Celtic
against any bitches who be thinkin' they can spit
i'm open for business, whippin' up disses
flippin my finger, trippin up bishops
hittin' the chess clubs, winning the big cups
sippin' from 'em, sittin on my shitty bum-bum
ba-bum bum-bum ba-ba-bum
I'm so pre-emptive
pitch you my shit like Dempster
check the temperature
you a phlegm gremlin
feminine, unkempt, yet i'ma legend
you checkin for a mate, while i find seven
unkind and devilish you're tepid
left behind as I grind the flesh of your brethren, check it
all you motherf**ers....why you hatin'?
don't make me and yoda come thru wit gary payton
and christian laettner, i'm chillin wit yo chick and baitin her
with this 12 inch knickabocka
you a rap chess waka flocka i'm 2pacapablanca
my rhymes phattest headed for status of a mogul
you ain't hot to these kids, Jared Fogle
i'm a mixture of Psyduck and Snubbull
mind you I'm troubled
You are a big joke to me,
and I find it laughable that you consider yourself hard.
I've seen your attempts at protecting a queen -
talk about an uncoordinated shooting guard.
Let me tell you sometheen
I have a lucky green time machine
I take it back in time you see
To long ago and far away Galaxies
I, Rondo, renedezvous
Wit m'boys Lando and Windu
We shoot some hoops,
and we don't invite you
To the time machine again
This time Poland is my locational entry
right around the begining of the 20th cent'ry
Here I have a great time -
trading queens with my friend Akiba Rubenstein
While upon a splendid feast we dine -
and empty bottles of fine polish wine...
All of this and I still make it back to my time in time
to drop the finest dime
To m'boy Willie Cauley-Stein
My game's a vibrant blossom
For the construction of the universe -
My style's a microcosm
My prowess spans decades
Whatever chump preceded my
I guarantee I'm an upgrade
And ev'ry pawn that's impeded me
Like ya wife's honey nut cheerio
Wash it down with gatorade
Check out the squad that I'm bringin' since now the plot's thickened:
Ibaka, Nimzowitch, Andrew Wiggins and Botvinnik
Don't forget Panaka, puttin' on a shot clinic
Off the bench: Nakamura, Marcus Smart 'n' Olynyk
Carter Williams, Tartakower, Chris Paul and Tal
Everytime these motherfu**ers come to ball, you bawl
Watch in awe as all your pawns'll fall
Rondo's shit is unwatchable.....better call saul
Keep Lando -- bad friend betrayed Han in a second
Only thing lower than that's your 3-pt. percentage
You can swallow my wife's nut, if that's what you're into
But I haven't seen Mace since he flew out the Windu
I'm Captain, 'tween you and Rodney, I pick Mr. Stuckey
Bitch, you sucky whyonchu go back to Kentucky...
Playoff atmosphere - observe the crazy turns that the night takes
My turn? Great! *Handshake* Checkmate as the knight takes
Panaka, you great, but your name sound like Binaca,
A breath spray, yo Dude, ya got some nasty ass breathah,
My queenside pawns can destroy in an instant
Ya best be defensive and piquant
Look alive pal Panaka, your king's eyes are so wide,
Sh#*, he swim in Formaldehyde,
My pawns march on open knight and bishop files
You can't stop 'em or defile 'em
Your jaw drops in amazement as I tackle your whole show
The curtain is closin' on the game you are playin'
Cuz my horsey-team hits ya wit' the double hoof action.
They parade to your castle and knock down the door
Like Trojan ponies they ruin your king's faction
Coup d'etat, pa-Panaka, your Queen-Ho is toast
She showed some bravado but was killed by my HORSE.
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