Misheard CHESS lyrics

Crush (by Jennifer Paige)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhSnaqou0I

I see ya off'ring me a piece
It doesn't take a Rybka5
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something on the board
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby

So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over queens-to-be
Here's what I'll do
I'll play loose
Run like we have a day with Mikhail-T

It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every piece we touch
It's just some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la

It's raising my adrenaline
I'm banging on your position
Please don't make too much of it baby
You say the word "resigning now"
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is "mate" yeah

So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over queens-to-be
Here's what I'll do
I'll pay loose
Run like we have a day with Mikhail-T

It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every piece we touch
It's just some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la

Vanilla skies (vanilla skies)
White pieces mating in your eyes
A vision of this sweet game (sweet game, sweet game)

It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every piece we touch
It's just some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la
Not like I faint every piece we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la
Not like I faint every piece we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do
Depends on you

Paint it black - by The Rolling Stones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uj9sduV3k8

I see a white piece and I want it painted black 
No colors anymore I want them to turn black 
I see the knights walk by dressed in their summer clothes 
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes 

I see a line of rooks and they're all painted black 
With bishops and my queen, both never to come back 
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away 
Its a bad position, baby, it just happens ev'ryday 

I look inside myself and see my heart is black 
I see the white piece and it has been painted black 
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts 
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black 

No more will my chess game go turn a deeper blue 
I could not forsee this thing happening to you 
If I look hard enough into the position 
My queen will laugh with me before the mating comes 

I see a white piece and I want it painted black 
No colors anymore I want them to turn black 
I see the knights walk by dressed in their summer clothes 
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes 

Hmm, hmm, hmm... 

I wanna see it painted black, painted black 
Black as night, black as coal 
I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky 
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black 
Yeah 

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

Cool.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1HwVmY28Pk

She spills our drinks and bumbs my knee
Her position has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to club
And whistles on her chair
And underneath her pieces
She has cushions placed, so fair
I even heard her singing at the tourney!

She's always late for chess class
But her penitence is real
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the chess club

I'd like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep her focussed on the board

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a chess girl in your club?

When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!

She'd outflame any flamer
Drive a delayer from its nest
She could throw a Magnus Carlsen out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep her focussed on the board

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a chess girl in your club?