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Reasons to Not Post a Member Photo (Avatar)


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #1

    StacyBearden

    1. You look like King William.

    2. You are larger than 100x100 pixels in size.

    3. You can't spell "Avatar"

    4. You can only find a pic that looks anime.

    5. You really really look like King William.

    6. You're afraid Rael will fall in love.

    7. You're a vampire and can't take a picture of yourself.

    8. You believe that cameras steal souls - which they do.

    9. You just want to use a "Boungcloud Society" logo. (Do a search.)

    10. You're jealous that Batgirl already took the Batgirl avatar.

     

    Your reasons? 

     


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #2

    Rael

     

    1. POINT TAKEN. Shudder. 

     

    6. Yes. There exists this danger. I fall in love like *that*. 

     

    7. Is good, but somehow Ray_Brooks disproves it. Don't ask me how...

     

    and...

     

    11. There is no photo that represents it?

     


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #3

    StacyBearden

    I forgot about Ray_Brooks! That's funny!
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #4

    kolechess

    Im sorry the other guys already convinced me and i think its an improvment i mean who doesnt like cats.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #5

    armiller

    are you the man or the woman?
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #6

    CBA

    What about:

    Too computer illiterate to know how

    and

    Daughters too busy to do it for you 


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #7

    StacyBearden

    King_William wrote:

    And there is no reason to hide my face! Stacy posted this picture of me sometime ago.

     


    I forgot about that! It is good to be the King William.


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #8

    Incommunicado417

    King_William wrote:

    And there is no reason to hide my face! Stacy posted this picture of me sometime ago.

     


     Is that your hand or hers? Wink


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #9

    last_file

    King_William wrote:

    Jeezzz!!! Part of me feel offensicated and part of me feel flattericated.

     

    Now no priztications for which ever part feels whatever.

     

     


     Has Rich been teaching you vocabulary?


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #10

    last_file

    Didn't know you were representicating KW.  It has been clarificated to my satisfacation.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #11

    alma_eterna

    11. I would say also if it is a pain in the butt that you don't think is worth it because you only have access to public computers because yours died unexplainedly and will only half way come back even after you have rewired all the parts to an old motherboard that you had lying about your room.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #12

    StacyBearden

    Wow.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #13

    hutter

    Who needs your real self anyway? We are playng games!
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #14

    kyuudou

    Well, I don't look like King William, so 1 and 5 are out. I can spell "Atavar", so 3's out. I don't think I'm a vampire, so there goes 7, but I have no soul so 8 can't be it either. And I'm not really jealous of Batgirl (not really me), so it's not really 10, either. I'm gonna have to go with either 2 or 4 here, Johnny. Ooohh... 2 or 4, 2 or 4, I can't decide... I'm gonna go with 4!

    What?! I lost?! [Beep]in'! [Beep]ity! [Beep]! [Beep]! [Beep]!


  • 5 years ago · Quote · #15

    StacyBearden

    That's what I get. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #16

    StacyBearden

    That's got to be some kind of human rights/copyright infringement.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #17

    StacyBearden

    You've stolen my identity. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #18

    Rael

    Haha is that Stacy? Awesome.
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #19

    StacyBearden

    What are you laughin' about, RAEL!!!!!!!!! Women want to be with me. Men want to be me. Wink
  • 5 years ago · Quote · #20

    kyuudou

    "Windows Critical Error" I love it! So true, so true...



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