James you dont stink!!!

huh

james?

u mean klhn444?

My name's James... Dammit I don't have natural talent :P

Hi John,

I have said it before, but I will repeat it one last time: Stop interfering with my chess career. I really don't need your advice.

By the way, I am still waiting for you to return the bottle of vaseline you borrowed. When are you finally going to return it?!

If you don't return it this week, I will tell your friends all about your exploits with your two dogs.

James

Hi Jason,

You don't understand. This thing with John and me goes way back to high school. He always gave me advice that didn't work, and borrowed this and that and returned it far too late.

This behavior reached its zenit when he borrowed my wig to become world famous with this song, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Nothing vulgar about making that public.