Are chess pieces all that dangerous?

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Conflagration_Planet

I'm watching MSNBC right now, and an inmate is mad because he likes to play corespondence chess, but the warden took his chess pieces when he saw them, and says he can't have them back.

tomjoad

Maybe the Queen has other uses...?

Conflagration_Planet
tomjoad wrote:

Maybe the Queen has other uses...?


I would imagine that would be painful. 

The_Brain9
woodshover wrote:
tomjoad wrote:

Maybe the Queen has other uses...?


I would imagine that would be painful. 


Your own name conjures up some awkward ideas when used in that context..

 

EDIT: By the way, I've seen that episode. I believe its on "Lockup"

DragoniteTWG

LOLZ!!!

tomjoad

I guess you might have to start out with a pawn... and then promote it. Sealed

orangehonda

Surprised Oh my, this thread is awfully nasty...

Conflagration_Planet
The_Brain9 wrote:
woodshover wrote:
tomjoad wrote:

Maybe the Queen has other uses...?


I would imagine that would be painful. 


Your own name conjures up some awkward ideas when used in that context..

 

EDIT: By the way, I've seen that episode. I believe its on "Lockup"


Now there's a guy into feet, you might like. 

tomjoad

What was the question?

Conflagration_Planet

Come to think of it, I don't know!

onlyaman

The guy must have been playing with a 4 inch king staunton set. Sealed

artfizz

Surprisingly so: injury & chess-injuries2.

RealSelf

there must have been some whittling involved?

Conflagration_Planet
artfizz wrote:

Surprisingly so: injury & chess-injuries2.


 That dude was nuts.

Cutebold

I ate a chess piece as a kid when I was first learning to play. They're only dangerous if you're dangerous! And I'm a kobold who lives a live of danger... (do do do).

electricpawn

It would suck to lose correspondence chess in that situation but ...the pointy end of a bishop slammed into someone's temple, the king's cross used to puncture a trachea, pawns used as projectiles, these could be dangerous.

thesexyknight

Anything can be dangerous if you're creative enough. Kinda like chess ;). That pawn from the beginning might just be a killer :P

Cutebold

See! It's subliminally instructing violent tendencies rather than rehabilitating them. Take those pieces away.

AMcHarg

Inmates in supermax look at the parts that make up a table and see a knife, a dagger, a spear, a place to conceal things, I look at the parts of a table and see table legs, a table top... etc. Some things those inmates think about are hard to comprehend for us, they do have plenty of time to think about things remember.

I think I watched this episode too and I believe his Chess pieces were withdrawn because of bad behaviour.

Conflagration_Planet

I guess he needs to go to the hobby shop, and make himself some soft rubber ones.