I'm missing the part where I am a troll. By the way, I came back because the thread went from boring and argumentative to amusing.
chess lessons by patzers?!
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HurricaneMichael1 wrote:
Whatever, welcome back to the troll!!!!!
This looked like you were calling me a troll, but maybe in the general nonsense caused by this thread, I misunderstood.
if it's any consolation, i was called "bisto" once.
hey! just cos you haven't got pulling power! (he disappeared fast)
Okay, okay. Now, you'll forgive me for not understanding, you can probably figure you'd need a free-handed interpretation to get it. Cheers, and thanks for the welcome.
Who's next? You will learn more in one game with me than you have learn't all of your chess playing lives.
Yes! I am that good..!
joe, ur 1st lesson is to learn how to challenge an opponent.
You can do it...!!!
I am unable to challenge. Coaching rule.It sets a bad example, it's like you stomping on the ant, not fair but if the ant challenges you, then he's fair game.
I am still allowed to stomp on you, just not allowed to initiate the stomping.
Have you worked out how to challenge yet?
Ofc I will accept. That's why we're here isn't it, to play chess?
I look forward to it. : )
Shouldst thou pontificate upon an inkling to the implication of a cowardly flight from thine destined expectacated obeisances, I shallst ritually decree upon thy head a becurséd bounty of tomfoolerous abdications of sacred duties and rote rites of manhood!
That sounds cool.
George1st wrote:
Who's next? You will learn more in one game with me than you have learn't all of your chess playing lives.
Yes! I am that good..!
I know I'm learning a lot from our game, like how to fork a rook & queen, and how to skewer a queen & king.
N2UHC wrote:
George1st wrote:
Who's next? You will learn more in one game with me than you have learn't all of your chess playing lives.
Yes! I am that good..!
I know I'm learning a lot from our game, like how to fork a rook & queen, and how to skewer a queen & king.
so cruel!! just sooooo cruel. lol
George1st wrote:
I am unable to challenge. Coaching rule.It sets a bad example, it's like you stomping on the ant, not fair but if the ant challenges you, then he's fair game.
I am still allowed to stomp on you, just not allowed to initiate the stomping.
Have you worked out how to challenge yet?
I'm really not sure whether you're a troll or just a not-so-smart person, but you certainly should stop with all that "coaching" business.
It's not that you're not good enough to coach. You are terrible, and you teaching someone would not only not make them better, but in fact you may even stop their chess development.
Game ended, I played a couple of times against players who played the 1st time in their life and they were better than you --> http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=65372708
taught me everything i know about chess.
Cnacnel wrote:
I played a couple of times against players who played the 1st time in their life and they were better than you
I wasn't so lucky:
http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=65372656
Doggy_Style wrote:
Cnacnel wrote:
I played a couple of times against players who played the 1st time in their life and they were better than you
I wasn't so lucky:
14.gxh8=B was better. :D
Cnacnel wrote:
Doggy_Style wrote:
Cnacnel wrote:
I played a couple of times against players who played the 1st time in their life and they were better than you
I wasn't so lucky:
14.gxh8=B was better. :D
Aaaah! now it all makes sense.
You're welcoming yourself to the thread? Nonsense!