epic rap battles of chess.com

Epic rap battles of chess.com!

A_L_I_V_E

Vs.

Rdecredicooooooo!

Alive: I'm the best, yes its true

I'm the best, better than you!

Yes, rdecredico, that means you

You think you're going to out nay say me?

You can't even play blitz with a decent rating!

You have no skills and should just quit.

If I weren't so high and mighty, I'd say you were *deleted by mods*

You can't even beat a 2400 user, so why don't you just

Admit you're a pathetic loser?

Rdecredico:

You idiotic clown, chess isn't the issue

When I'm done dissing you youll need a full box of tissues

The chess girl who uses the same trash over and over

Like trying to pick through a half ton of three leaf clovers,

Is looking at your endless repetition. What, are you going to pretend I'm some troll who started this?

Or maybe pretend to have a rating of 2986?

Alive, I have your whole game plan mapped out

You call yourself a naysayer, but you're just a typical lout!

Alive: you dumb moron you don't know who you're stepping to anyone with eyes sees that I'm better than you the best you've beat is below 3062 no one likes you just quit now you hopeless noob! Even at dissing I'm supreme I'm held in high esteem like a preening bee queen with a sheen at best you're pathetic like everyone who has a ween

I'm like a movie star I'm gonna go far the best you can hope for is a job spreading tar for cars!

You aren't even a flash in the pan, you barely sizzle out you fizzle I dont just rain on your parade i drizzle.

Rdecredico: you call that a rap? I call it crap! It almost bored me so much I had to take a nap!

You can barely string together a sentence without bragging! No wonder you're the target of such excessive nagging! And the lies, you even pretend to be sandbagging!

My putdowns are legendary! Yours are just plain ordinary! You call yourself A_L_I_V_E, I call you dead and buried!

Who won? Who's next? You decide!!!*

*shameless duplication of YouTube sensation.

Isn't there anywhere else you can post this drama and drivel?

Yes. I moved it.

lol well done.