that is so true cause when i fart i dont smell it but my mom does and she faints
i eat beans every day
If you are playing a blitz game and you fart silently.. it's a certain victory??
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This is the diet to obtain your GM title
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Why on earth would you fart silently? For max intimidation good sound is necessary.
cool how do you do it
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I say loud and proud is best....especially if you can also soil your pants. Maximum distraction.
You can stand your own fart but your opponent?
DISCUSS!
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