Or my wife....
To the Powers that Be...

I don't use my BB for chess as much. Only 3 moves per 24 hours. Love the phone though. Highly recommend!

This answer looks dodgy to me.
The good news there being that this dodgy answer means you still have (at least) two questions left.
O.k, it was a tad dodgy, but I ain't giving the 'juice' away for free. We'll say a question and a half left.
Um, pretty much all the time. Everyone thinks I'm working....