What Would a Bright Person Do?

I'm confused. Which side is to play? 

They would figure out who goes first before analyzing the position.  I assume white. 

I initially thought Bxe5, then changed my mind to h5.  Stockfish also has a4 and Qe2.  I wouldn't have done a4 because I am not bright enough to make it work.

meh

h5

Stockfish likes a4 and Qe2?

I'm pretty sure Bxe5 with Kf4 wins a piece, maybe you entered the position incorrectly.

Move King back one space?

Sorry, "what would a bright person do?",lol

I'm not qualified...

h5

It's completely winning for White with either side to move.

goddamn at all these self-flagetting nerds...jeezus

If I had the impression, that I was too bright for this stuff, I turn my dimmer switch down a bit.

Why is he asking this crowd? Now we got to go find a bright person.

he is talking about himself as the background of his post is yellow

Talking to yourself is a bad sign.

I dunno, quick look over and I don't think I could convert this to a win against a stronger player.  It's a gooder anyway.