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9th October 2008, 11:03am
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by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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There is a greater variety of pizzas than there are chess positions. (I have discovered a wonderful proof for this, but the margin is not big enough for me to write it.)

9th October 2008, 11:10am
#2
by waiit
Universal City International
Member Since: Mar 2008
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the number of chess positions overpass the infinite for one number.........the number of combinations for pizza is one number before the infinite   xD

9th October 2008, 11:27am
#3
by PerfectGent
St Andrews Scotland
Member Since: Feb 2008
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artfizz included herin as big a margin as you require Smile

waiit proof please - you dont get away that easily

ps anchovies on my pizza please

9th October 2008, 11:34am
#4
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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As an aside, now that I have the margin (for error). Did you know that: "What is Santa's favourite pizza?" has been voted the worst Christmas cracker joke in Scotland?

9th October 2008, 11:41am
#5
by eddiewsox
Chicago United States
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What is Santa's favorite pizza? 

9th October 2008, 11:48am
#6
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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Member Points: 1454
eddiewsox wrote: What is Santa's favorite pizza? 

That has to be the worst Christmas cracker joke I have ever heard!

9th October 2008, 11:55am
#7
by PerfectGent
St Andrews Scotland
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artfizz wrote:
eddiewsox wrote: What is Santa's favorite pizza? 

That has to be the worst Christmas cracker joke I have ever heard!


you are being too deep for the plebs sir

kindly explain the joke please

9th October 2008, 12:00pm
#8
by Billium248
Detroit Rock City (GMT-5), MI United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 1918

Yeah, sorry.  I don't get it either.

9th October 2008, 12:04pm
#9
by MM78
Ireland
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Member Points: 1187

Santa's favourite pizza, deep pan, crisp and even

9th October 2008, 12:15pm
#10
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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Member Points: 1454
waiit wrote: the number of chess positions overpass the infinite for one number.........the number of combinations for pizza is one number before the infinite   xD

Strictly speaking, I should have said: There is a greater variety of pizza TOPPINGs (not pizzas) than there are chess positions. Given that you can order the same pizza twice, there are clearly more pizzas than toppings.

I wonder if you (waiit) are confusing pizza with pasta. They sound quite similar. The number of different pastas is certainly less than infinity.

9th October 2008, 12:23pm
#11
by artfizz
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PerfectGent wrote:
artfizz wrote:
eddiewsox wrote: What is Santa's favorite pizza? 

That has to be the worst Christmas cracker joke I have ever heard!


you are being too deep for the plebs sir

kindly explain the joke please


Paradoxically, so was the pizza - as described in Good King Wenceslas.

9th October 2008, 12:47pm
#12
by PerfectGent
St Andrews Scotland
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Member Points: 978
MM78 wrote:

Santa's favourite pizza, deep pan, crisp and even


Oh that is sooooo bad it is almost funny but definitely witty

9th October 2008, 01:57pm
#13
by Velocity
Coral Gables United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 116

I don't get it.

9th October 2008, 02:08pm
#14
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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Member Points: 1454
Velocity wrote: I don't get it.

Maybe one of the reindeer ate it!

"Good King Wenceslas looked out

On the feast of Stephen

When the snow lay round about

Deep and crisp and even."

This is part of a song (carol) associated with Christmas. The 4th line sounds like a type of pizza: Deep PAN, crisp and even.

Hence, what is Santa's (a character associated with Christmas) favourite pizza?

Perhaps the the extra 'u' in favourite is throwing you?

9th October 2008, 07:09pm
#15
by TammyKing505
New Mexico United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 10

Yes, it must have been the 'u's.  But I got it now!  The plebe's and I, we got it.  My kids laughed at this thread. 

 

Btw, if you include non-food toppings that end up on little kids pizza's well, that pushes it well over infinity.  At least it's stickier than infinity...

10th October 2008, 12:19am
#16
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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Member Points: 1454
TammyKing505 wrote: .. Btw, if you include non-food toppings that end up on little kids pizza's well, that pushes it well over infinity.  At least it's stickier than infinity...

You raise an interesting point. Non-food ingredients may render a pizza uneatable - in the limit (if you were not hungry enough, say). This is analagous to unreachable chess positions. Just as the combinatorial explosion of positions makes it impractical to determine when each generatable position is reachable, so it would be extremely difficult to determine whether each possible pizza is eatable - though many (including apparently your kids) have tried.

10th October 2008, 12:44am
#17
by Niven42
West Lafayette, Indiana United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 311

The solution involves elliptical pizzas, of which every semi-stable elliptical pizza is mozzerella.

This is also known as the Delivery-Di'giorno conjecture.

10th October 2008, 02:32am
#18
by MM78
Ireland
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 1187

on the food subject what way did Bob Marley like his doughnuts/donuts?

10th October 2008, 03:05am
#19
by artfizz
South (GMT) +rT United Kingdom
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Member Points: 1454
MM78 wrote: on the food subject what way did Bob Marley like his doughnuts/donuts?

I don't know much about Bob, but I do know he was often in the vicinty of whalers. I would guess therefore: with blubber? Or something else equally inedible?

10th October 2008, 03:19am
#20
by MM78
Ireland
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 1187

on the food subject what way did Bob Marley like his doughnuts/donuts?

good effort Art, answer is "wi' jam in."

and for the follow up how did The Wailers like their doughnuts?

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