A crossdresser? If so, you're better off keeping that a secret because we don't want to know.
Lol no never, well once on Halloween, and a couple buddies tossed me in one of those funny-boy's bars...I found Frank was nice, we danced for hours, just kidding!! But cold not my secret.
Until you cough up some more hints winekleinr, we're forced to go out on a limb here; so I'll say a color blind midget?
Color blind because I'd see that your clothes colors clash and your socks don't match.
It took 79 posts but Joseph is the warmest yet!!