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An Alligator, a nun and a stalk of alfafa walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
johnny_BACON wrote:
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s*x with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
what is the meaning of herpie impertinent boy
Mar 3, 2015
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#5
MonkeyDLuffy12 wrote:
johnny_BACON wrote:
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s*x with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
what is the meaning of herpie impertinent boy
lollololollollolllolllolololllolololollolololololol
hahahahahahah.oh by the way pls dont send bad jokes or bad pics especaly of bad words or people not aproprietly dressed.i just am not aloud to be on chess.com if i am in peoples post and it has that stuff in it....
so here goes. how many cars fit in a closed garadge?
Just a small tip for jokesters: NO ONE WANTS TO GUESS AT PUNCHLINES!
Just leave a space and type it in. Thank you.
Regards,
Lou
the cars never go into the garadge. XD lol( IT WAS CLOSED REMEBER?)XDXDXD
so two people were fighting on a bridge.they fell down but never got wet. (i just love there tipes of questions! XD)
Jace_lecraefan wrote:
so two people were fighting on a bridge.they fell down but never got wet. (i just love there tipes of questions! XD)
That makes one of you :)
whats herpie lololoololololololol
I don't think this is inappropiate:
A boy has to use the bathroom and he is in school. In class, he is learning about the ABC's. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. He tell the teacher he has to use the bathroom. The teacher said, "First recite the alphabet, then you may go." The boy says, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" The teacher asks, "Where did the 'p' go?" The boy replies, "Down my pants."
Mar 4, 2015
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RealCurrent wrote:
I don't think this is inappropiate:
A boy has to use the bathroom and he is in school. In class, he is learning about the ABC's. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. He tell the teacher he has to use the bathroom. The teacher said, "First recite the alphabet, then you may go." The boy says, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" The teacher asks, "Where did the 'p' go?" The boy replies, "Down my pants."
lol
RealCurrent wrote:
I don't think this is inappropiate:
A boy has to use the bathroom and he is in school. In class, he is learning about the ABC's. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. He tell the teacher he has to use the bathroom. The teacher said, "First recite the alphabet, then you may go." The boy says, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" The teacher asks, "Where did the 'p' go?" The boy replies, "Down my pants."
lolololol
MonkeyDLuffy12 wrote:
RealCurrent wrote:
I don't think this is inappropiate:
A boy has to use the bathroom and he is in school. In class, he is learning about the ABC's. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. He tell the teacher he has to use the bathroom. The teacher said, "First recite the alphabet, then you may go." The boy says, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" The teacher asks, "Where did the 'p' go?" The boy replies, "Down my pants."
lolololol
xDD
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Haha!!!
You guys want to know some yomamma jokes?
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
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