haha, yeah.
Judge Clifton Angered at Chess Trial...

Speak for yourself Grahame. Get some counseling or something. Judge Clifton would have you removed from the court for such behaviour. I, on the other hand, would never taunt another player (because I know how it feels when it's been done to me).
This is technically on the topic of chess, but parts of it could be considered off topic too, so posting it in off topic seems appropriate.
Here is a link to a video of the chess trial brought before Judge Clifton over a stalemate.
http://youtu.be/5ueiKIb74KE
To us, it should be obvious that the man shouldn't have won money for a stalemate because it's technically a draw.