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The Pope is in Arizona doing a parade inside his Pope mobile, His excellency's next stop is in Tucson a few hours away.
At the airport the Pope learns that his plane has mechanical issues and that it will be just as fast to drive there then wait for another plane.
So away he goes in a Limo on his way to Tucson. The Pope asks the driver of the limo if he can drive, citing it is one of the few things that he still enjoys but is always
still enjoys but is rarely allowed to do. So what the Limo driver is going to say no to the Pope. So off goes the Pope at 100 MPH, He is just flying by everyone. He gets
pulled over in some Podunk town by the Deputy nobody for speeding. Asking the Pope if he has a license, which he does not, and if he knew how fast he was going, which he knew exactly.
The deputy says to him, I am sorry but I have to call this in and get more direction. So he calls the Sheriff, and asks him what he should do. The
Sheriff asks who it is and the deputy says he is really important. Well is he bigger than a congressman, Oh yes much. bigger than a senator, Oh yes sir bigger than that, well is he bigger than the President
Oh yes Sir, The sheriff tries to see how a president might have snuck threw his town, but bigger. Finally the Sheriff says, well who is it???
I don't know but he has the Pope as a chauffer.

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