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AN OLDER COUPLE WENT EVERY YEAR TO THE STATE FAIR. ONE YEAR AS THEY WERE WALKING AROUND, ED SAID TO HIS WIFE NORMA, "LOOK NORMA, THEY HAVE HELICOPTER RIDES. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO UP IN ONE, LETS GO". NORMA REPLIED "LOOK ED, IT COSTS 50 BUCKS AND 50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS."
SO HOME THEY WENT. THE NEXT YEAR THEY WENT AGAIN AND ED SHOUTED OUT, " LOOK NORMA, THEY HAVE THE HELICOPTER RIDES AGAIN AND YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER PLEASE LETS DO IT." AND NORMA AGAIN SAID, " ITS STILL 50 BUCKS AND YOU KNOW THAT 50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS." WELL THE PILOT OVERHEARD THEM TALKING AND WENT UP TO THEM AND SAID, " I SAW YOU LAST YEAR AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WILL DO, I WILL TAKE BOTH OF YOU UP FREE BUT WITH ONE CONDITION . WHEN WERE UP THERE IF I HEAR ONE SOUND FROM ETHER ONE OF YOU, YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE OF THE RIDE." ED AND NORMA LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND NORMA SAID OK. UP THEY WENT AND THE PILOT DID DIVES ROLL OVERS, FLIPS . NOT A SOUND. WHEN THEY HAD LANDED THE PILOT SAID TO ED, "BOY YOU SURE SURPRISED ME, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF TO SCARE YOU AND NOT A SOUND. YOU GOT TO RIDE FREE. ED LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "THANK YOU BUT I MUST ADMIT I ALMOST YELLED WHEN NORMA FELL OUT BUT THEN I REMEMBERED 50 BUCKS IS 50 BUCKS."