News Update #018

Hello and welcome to this week’s news update. [Disclaimer: I am on mobile, so I apologize if this update seems subpar ]

Opportunities This Week:

OHIO:

We recently acquired some very interesting information about a peculiar place called “Ohio.” This information came to us from an extremely reputable university which is not sus at all. For more details, visit the two announcements released about Ohio so far. 

Puppet World Domination, this has been your News Update. Have a great week.