Random Reddit Part 1 - r/TwoSentenceHorror

This is a new series that I will be making. This will be a compilation of Random Reddit Threads best posts. Todays subreddit is r/TwoSentenceHorror. Lets get started.

”All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them.
 What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes?” - DayerethDdraigson

“I was born blind but was lucky enough to have a loving mother who took care of my every need.
 Imagine the betrayal I felt when a stitch slipped and a ray of light hit my eye for the first time.” - Tryandtryagain123

”It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother.
 And she still reminds me every day that if I misbehave again she'll take my hearing too.” - EarthMarsUranus

”I frantically ran to Walmart's customer service to pick up my son who got lost in the store
 "Nice try sir, his father already picked him up"” 
- juicylips336