If Chess Pieces Had Resumes

If chess pieces had resumes,

The Pawn's would be a masterclass in humble beginnings, listing "aspirational promotion potential" and "demonstrated ability to sacrifice for the greater good."

The Knight's would be an enigma, with "non-linear career progression" and "proven ability to circumvent obstacles from unexpected angles."

Meanwhile, the Queen's resume would simply read: "Overqualified for everything. References available upon request. (You wouldn't dare not to request them)."

The King's, on the other hand, would be suspiciously brief, mainly focusing on "strategic oversight" and "excellent delegation skills" while conspicuously omitting any mention of actual movement.