King in a Phone Booth!
"Yeah, hello Doctor, this is the Dark Knight and you're about to be busted!"
So, I played in a blitz tournament tonight by "Team Canada Live." No, you didn't just fall off your horse, you're reading that correctly - I played in a blitz tournament!
In the last round I finished in style 😎 with this check-mate!
"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"It's the Knight! And I'm not here in a supporting role for the Queen to mate on g2."
"What's that...." as White calmly captures the bishop en prise on d6.
"That's me sliding over to the h-file to cut the phone cord and inform you that this conversation is OVER!"
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"HELP! Get me out of here" says the helpless king, bangin' on f2. "What happened to my collect call?"
