How to solve world overpopulation

disclaimer: extreme violence, this is satire

Decades ago, there was a form of entertainment called "****fighting". This involved putting ****s into a ring and having them fight against each other, both ****s sustaining heavy injuries, much like gladiator battles of ancient rome. Later, due to the influence of normal people, the "sport" was banned. Why is this relevant? You will understand in a bit. 

Meanwhile, the earth has been experiencing unprecedented population growth, and although this rate is projected to decrease (source: experts) due to the influence of sun-deficient people known as "antinatalists" as well as a general trend of a negative outlook on the future of the planet, it will still increase, putting more strain on the planet's resources.

Land being a key reason, the solution is very simple: make more land. How, you ask? Current land, obviously, cannot be used to make more land, and due to the conservation of matter it is impossible to create more land out of thin air. However, you have ALL been lied to! It is possible to create more surface.

What's the lie? They lie is PHYSICS. Gravity doesn't actually exist; In fact, gravity is still a theory and has not been conclusively proven with mathematics; Even Isaac Newton, in order to prove his theory, invented "fluxions" (which would later become calculus) to prove his theory. Then, Albert Einstein added some proof with "tensor" calculus, whatever that is (source source source). These obscure fields of mathematics serve to confuse people and thus cannot confirm the validity of these theories, however brilliant their authors may otherwise have been. Even HITLER was known to be an animal rights advocate; thus, by reversing this, we can conclude that even brilliant people can be prone to being wrong.

However, the TRUTH has been actually right in front of our entire eyes; the popular hit game, MINECRAFT, has demonstrated the TRUE method of how physics works; In the game, "traditional gravity" does not exist with the exception of a few types of blocks, likely made to placate the graviheads among the population. However, Notch was an enlightened TRUTHIST that KNEW what was up, and tried to inform us through his game; However, he was BRUTALLY CANCELLED by the crowd who called his game "Propaganda" and "bad"!!! IN FACT, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS EXCAVATE DIRT AND BRING IT TO THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC OCEANS! BUT WE'RE BEING LIED TO, THE RICH WANT TO WATCH US SUFFER AND CLAW EACH OTHER'S EYEBALLS AND THROAT OUT, WRANGLE THE WINDPIPE AND CRUNCH THE EYES, KICK AT EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF HELLO AND GOODBYES, FOCUS ON EACH OTHER, INSTEAD OF THE PRIZE, STRANGLE EACH OTHER SO WE CANT HEAR THE CRIES, OF THE FALLEN JUST WATCH AS HE DIES, WE ARE ALL JUST ****S FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH OUR LIVES