Blitz and Bullet

Chess does not drive people mad, it keeps mad people sane.

-Bill Hartston
Hello, my fellow speed lovers, and welcome to another edition of Blitz & Memes. If you're a fan of puzzles taken from amateur online blitz tournaments, then you have come to the right place, because that is what I do.

As always, the tactics have been selected from the Japan Chess Federation's monthly blitz tournament: TGIF Blitz. The tourney takes place on the 3rd Friday of every month, 21:00 JST, right here on chess.com. It consists of seven rounds of blitz, with a time control of 3+2; and is open to all JCF club members.

The memes on the other hand, were corralled from the far corners of the InterWebs...

Good luck trying to solve all five puzzles on the first attempt, there is at least one that I would never find in a real game.

So, without further ado, lets get to the Blitz and Memes.