Final One!

Hurt/Heal Times: The final weeks

Updated: Apr 6, 2026, 2:06 PM | 13

Introduction

Hello! You may not be expecting this but I’m doing a Jesus and coming alive once more for a brief bit of time to post the final and very long overdue final Hurt/Heal times, after Carlsen reminded me about it in discord.

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Done by Your Obedient Servant

@Deflection - 1st Place
@ToastBread_1 - 1st Place, Tied
@SpaceChess - 3rd Place
@Bestor0028 - 4th Place
@Quirrel - 5th Place
@TheCosmic_Horizon - 6th Place
@carlsen - 7th Place
@NoahdeAlwis - 8th Place
@mjtcan - 9th Place
@Tricks_Forever - 10th Place
@link: RIP 24/12/25
@BermudanPM: RIP 23/12/25
@Brady515: RIP 20/12/25
@Obanai_Hashira: RIP 20/12/25
@AZhou972: RIP 18/12/25
@TheCatLoversWillRise: RIP 18/12/25
@Antz: RIP 16/12/25
@SD-G: RIP 15/12/25
@Marie_Hoa: RIP 14/12/25
@Tarbosaurus_Battar: RIP 11/12/25
@daja9: RIP 10/12/25
@i_exist_now: RIP 10/12/25
@DinosaurusrexIsBack: RIP 9/12/25
@Sharsh13132013: RIP 9/12/25
@AlexAthletico_YT: RIP 8/12/25
@AFormalCactus: RIP 7/12/25
@Chesswhizz9: RIP 7/12/25
@TheFerrari296: RIP 7/12/25
@TheAuthorOfChickens: RIP 5/12/25
@BOTW26: RIP 5/12/25
@Darth_Bane900: RIP 5/12/25
@sailsword: RIP 2/12/25
@Agentreflected: RIP 2/12/25
@SAofficial: RIP 29/11/25
@Steven_Peris: RIP 29/11/25
@BlackAndWhiteRules: RIP 29/11/25
@ChessKINGuser2: RIP 27/11/25
@GuytheGreat54321: RIP 27/11/25
@Cheese-0123: RIP 26/11/25
@Old-Scool-Apex: RIP 25/11/25
@TheEnlighteningsLightning: RIP 24/11/25
@CVC_Powerhouse: RIP 24/11/25
@Agentnoggin: RIP 24/11/25
@F1-24: RIP 24/11/25
@Timmeh2007: RIP 22/11/25
@MJLuk1: RIP 22/11/25
@PGT5665: RIP 22/11/25
@sakamoto: RIP 22/11/25
@Patriots_12: RIP 22/11/25
@Moonblast_the_sylveon: RIP 22/11/25
@FunRusticMystery: RIP 22/11/25
@DeekshaJ03: RIP 22/11/25
@Omar4020: RIP 22/11/25
@ChessicalMoves: RIP 22/11/25
@Thomaschen1209: RIP 22/11/25
@OmarVahidov: RIP 22/11/25
@hashanag: RIP 21/11/25
@GoodSoftHeat: RIP 21/11/25
@Grama9: RIP 21/11/25
@SRchessmate_083: RIP 21/11/25
@Ryanzzz: RIP 21/11/25
@happyfaces1232: RIP 21/11/25
@Magpie_0-0: RIP 21/11/25
@TheGrandmasterInProgress: RIP 21/11/25
@DanielHeAEM: RIP 21/11/25
@MrNiiceGuy: RIP 21/11/25
@PoisonDartFrogPlayz: RIP 21/11/25
@Mathnerdabcd: RIP 21/11/25
@ChessKing322013: RIP 21/11/25
@squirtleSquad3000: RIP 21/11/25
@MasterHoff: RIP 21/11/25
@TheMidnightExpress12: RIP 21/11/25
@DHANNINA_973543: RIP 21/11/25
@nastytortoise09: RIP 21/11/25
@Ishaanharsha: RIP 21/11/25
@Ryanzzz: RIP 21/11/25
@poweryi: RIP 20/11/25
@samuelxiao: RIP 20/11/25
@DylanLi1024: RIP 20/11/25
@dalubhasa1970: RIP 20/11/25
@Duchieu248: RIP 20/11/25
@Casual_Chess_Player_666: RIP 20/11/25
@FierceFalcon2: RIP 20/11/25
@King_Cobra_2013: RIP 20/11/25
@KitsuneKitKat: RIP 20/11/25
@KittyBlah11: RIP 20/11/25
@ChEezzypizza2819: RIP 20/11/25
@doggo6912: RIP 20/11/25
@fenchessing: RIP 20/11/25
@Firesonghunter-YT: RIP 20/11/25
@HugeGothamFan1: RIP 20/11/25
@Avin-Rakesh-Kawale: RIP 20/11/25
@Champion-Destroyer: RIP 20/11/25
@flametoofast: RIP 20/11/25
@FlyingTurtle11: RIP 20/11/25
@good: RIP 20/11/25
@Koalasis_CHESS: RIP 20/11/25
@MikeyAndDoug: RIP 20/11/25
@Pranit_Ji: RIP 20/11/25
@Shaurya130312: RIP 20/11/25
@dakkushaan: RIP 20/11/25
@Johnny32111: RIP 20/11/25
@kindaagoodattcheess: RIP 20/11/25
@neilrao12: RIP 20/11/25
@soapy3820: RIP 20/11/25
@SunDragon: RIP 20/11/25
@Aronole: RIP 16/11/25
@ashvasan: RIP 16/11/25
@Celestial931: RIP 16/11/25
@ChethanAvy: RIP 16/11/25
@Kaptaindabest: RIP 16/11/25
@taichihong: RIP 16/11/25
@Lord_Aragorn1: RIP 15/11/25
@Lucandreforestal: RIP 15/11/25
@markamellor: RIP 15/11/25
@SHAkingINTESIFIES: RIP 15/11/25
@suhanag: RIP 15/11/25
@Tacocat77777777: RIP 15/11/25
@AgentIndomitable: RIP 14/11/25
@alanprodigymaster: RIP 14/11/25
@B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4: RIP 14/11/25
@Champion: RIP 14/11/25
@DMTSF: RIP 14/11/25
@GeorgeWashington_II: RIP 14/11/25
@Lemonade: RIP 14/11/25
@milindh_M: RIP 14/11/25
@molehill1234: RIP 14/11/25
@Sgtstuffy: RIP 14/11/25
@TheChristianChessian: RIP 14/11/25
@The_Fun_One: RIP 14/11/25
@ACM-Dasari_Vijval: RIP 13/11/25
@agenericchessplayer1: RIP 13/11/25
@HellSHuckler352: RIP 13/11/25
@Tootsienz: RIP 13/11/25
@fishers4men: RIP 12/11/25
@Jasonwang25: RIP 12/11/25
@Phantom: RIP 12/11/25
@satish12: RIP 12/11/25
@tuNssehC_arumakcaZ: RIP 12/11/25
@uimportantyou: RIP 12/11/25
@anishreddy9: RIP 11/11/25
@Car-Geek: RIP 11/11/25
@Retcatvic: RIP 11/11/25
@that_on3_ginger: RIP 11/11/25
@TheMarisMan6: RIP 11/11/25
@AlaskanScavenger13: RIP 09/11/25
@Badger2222222222222: RIP 09/11/25
@BestChess_083: RIP 09/11/25
@Bluedulloak2: RIP 09/11/25
@Deflecting: RIP 09/11/25
@Ventura_Arthur: RIP 09/11/25
@Vihang2012: RIP 09/11/25
@Virshan123: RIP 09/11/25
@JackHuoRules: RIP 08/11/25
@krithikmanyala2017: RIP 08/11/25
@upamancxxtvfjb: RIP 08/11/25
@b2alexb2: RIP 07/11/25
@LukeCW01: RIP 07/11/25
@Riley_Welch: RIP 07/11/25
@Thavaneshgb: RIP 07/11/25
@WhyOnlyTheBest: RIP 07/11/25
@WillChow7: RIP 07/11/25
@3-2-1-Ultimate: RIP 06/11/25
@A_Bobakid: RIP 06/11/25
@Bjosxj: RIP 06/11/25
@Cassian_Cashout: RIP 06/11/25
@Jasper8088: RIP 06/11/25
@Platformativeperfection: RIP 06/11/25
@R0b0tick: RIP 06/11/25
@RwandaChessMaster: RIP 06/11/25
@Trojanchris: RIP 06/11/25
@1stPlaze: RIP 05/11/25
@AmericanSpursFan: RIP 05/11/25
@AniG6: RIP 05/11/25
@Karnos_Omicron_119: RIP 05/11/25
@Suhith_the_GOAT_sigma: RIP 05/11/25
@Volcanoz2013: RIP 05/11/25
@WorldChampion: RIP 05/11/25
@Wumaster3: RIP 05/11/25
@VincyFSTY: RIP 04/11/25
@IanReneHn: RIP 03/11/25
@SpongetheFifth: RIP 03/11/25
@The-Solidus-Snake: RIP 03/11/25
@tsungwu: RIP 03/11/25
@VVV_XYZ: RIP 03/11/25
@YauNingC2: RIP 03/11/25
@Zaydenbeast: RIP 03/11/25
@Ziggy_Junior: RIP 03/11/25
@Broken-lonely-soul: RIP 02/11/25
@ChessBeteigeuze: RIP 02/11/25
@gifhjhdgjt: RIP 02/11/25
@Iconic-Dragon: RIP 02/11/25

Summary of the final weeks (this might be short)

In the final weeks of Hurt/Heal V, we saw much chaos surrounding Cosmic, Toast, Deflection and so many more. We started off the week with Cosmic, Def and Toast all going strongly, but that was all to change. We could see everyone was planning something but it was just a matter of where the first betrayals would come. Toast and his allies were ready to make the decisive blow and put the game in their favour. This blow would come through the betrayal of Cosmic. This was after they’d eliminated people like Obanai and Brady and so they needed this turn of events. As part of this betrayal, Noah joined the side of Mjtcan and Carlsen, and left Cosmic, Link, Tricks and I on our own, ready to be devoured by the H/H hounds. They started with me, as throughout the game I was a valiant soldier to Cosmic and on low health. I considered joining the side of Toast and Def but in the end I stuck with Cosmic out of loyalty. This went on for a while but we ended up dying all in a row apart from Cosmic. I died first, then Link, and then Tricks, all just fading away thanks to betrayal. However, Cosmic survived and went on to strike a deal with the alliance of Toast and Deflection, meaning there were still nine people left with very few to attack. But they made the decision, to finish what they had started much earlier, and kill Mjt, Carlsen and now Noah. We could all tell this was gonna be the end of Hurt/Heal V, as Cosmic, Toast, Def, Bestor, Quirrel and Space all hurt those 3, and with hurts worth 3x now, it went quickly and the game went racing towards the finish line. Meanwhile, Toast was gaining heals despite not wanting them and Deflection was gaining less. The group of 6 ended up getting them all down to just a few lives or even 1 life. Carlsen made the bold but cool decision to finish them off at the end, meaning he finished 7th and took out both Noah and Mjtcan. Because they chose Quirrel to come 5th, they went and took out Cosmic finishing off the game. The only problem was at the very top. Despite Toast insisting that Deflection win the game, people kept healing Toast and neither Deflection nor Toast could stop them healing him. They all insisted Toast get the win and so, in a shocking turn of events, both Toast and Deflection got first, wrapping up this insane game of Hurt/Heal.

Conclusion

Thank you for reading this shortened and very overdue version of the Hurt/Heal Times (and thank you Carlsen for giving me the motivation to post it). I hope you enjoyed this series and enjoyed the game. Now that this is done I’m going to head back into the lair of inactivity. Love y’all <3.

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