you will be reincarnated as an imperial space attack turtle!
So i'm listening to this crazy trio called 'behold the arctopus' that's a strange post-modern thrash-metal psychedelic voyage fronted by a 20 yr old prodigy playing a custom-made eight string bass like it's fretboard is covered with every character in the chinese language and he's writing the complete history of the mainland.
and that got me to thinking. why in the hell are we all still typing on these outdated, designed-in-actuality-to-slow-us-down crapfested alphabetically keyboard arrangements!?!? i want to be able to type 150 words a minute; and i could if motherf@*%&#$ american industry would just get off their spoiled what-is-this-research-and-development-thing-that-you-speak-of? asses and force this country to learn a better system!
thanks for listening. i'm sorry for yelling.