Viola Jokes, Part 1

How many violists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can't get up that high!
Here's a great one from MIT's vast collection of viola jokes:
What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Tossing a viola into without hitting the rim
How about a classic?
How are a violist's fingers and lightning alike?
They never strike the same place twice!
That's enough for today, I suppose. Goodbye for now!