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Viola Jokes, Part 1

CelloMaster
Feb 12, 2011, 12:56 PM 1
image thanks to MIT
It's time for Viola Jokes! I was surprised it took this long, actually; we cellists can hardly wait to poke fun at the "blondes" of the orchestra. Anyways, I'll be posting plenty more as my blog continues, so remember to check up on it!

 

 

How many violists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they can't get up that high!

 

 

Here's a great one from MIT's vast collection of viola jokes:

What is the definition of perfect pitch?

Tossing a viola into without hitting the rim

 

 

How about a classic?

How are a violist's fingers and lightning alike?

They never strike the same place twice!

 

 

That's enough for today, I suppose. Goodbye for now!

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