Viola Jokes, Part 2
Here i've compiled a bunch of classic Viola jokes. Enjoy!
A violist and a 'cellist were standing on a sinking ship. "Help!" cried the 'cellist, "I can't swim!"
"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?
How can you tell if an orchestra's stage is level?
Its violists drool out of both sides of their mouths.
You keep a cello in a cello case, a violin in a violin case, and a bass in a bass case. Where do you keep a viola?
Out back with the rest of the firewood.
The well-known British composer Eric Coates just wanted to entertain people with his music.
Before that, though, he played Viola.