How Personal is Your Handle?

I play chess at many different sites and handles never cease to amaze me.

Whatever you do, don't make fun of people's handles. I told one guy that I thought his was a little strange and I still get messages from his periodically. His handle was "ButtMunch". Whatever that means, I don't know. I also liked "HairyFairy" and "Toejam", but my favorite I saw was "Navallint". Maybe I just favor names with body parts in them. What's your favorite Handle, besides mine? lol