Chess History: Elephants

Now as you may know our favorite 2 player board game with a black player and a white player, chess came from the greatest country of all India. While we all know India is the greatest country as they are only country to give cows the proper respect they deserve while making super good food at the same time.

But chess used to have a secret piece when it was first made in Garlic Naan and Veg Samosa Land that replaced the bishop. It was the Elephant and just like the Bishop it too was racist. As if started on a white square it would avoid the BLACK ones at all cost. THIS IS RACISM and not GOOD BOY BEHAVIOR. How ever I have played chest.com's variants featuring the original game. And I must say... the elephant is one of the best pieces in the game basically jumping 2 square diagonally. But's that's just cuz every other piece besides the rook and knight were so downgraded it wasn't even funny. 

But the elephant got replaced by the bishop when Europeans stole chess from India along with the food. And yet the British STILL CAN'T COOK BEANS CORRECTLY AND CONTINUE TO COMMIT THE CRIME OF PUTTING BEANS ON TOAST INSTEAD OF A TACO OR CURRY. But basically they made the Elephant boy a little more powerful and made the Racist Queen lover we all know today. Also make sure your local bishop didn't get your queen pregnant. I think my queen's on an affair...