Did I play against Kim Jong un??????

So I have news, I played against a guy from NORTH KOREA. and several others have too. Now I am pretty sure That people from North Korea can't play on chess.com since chess.com is an American website. But I had a dream were a magic chicken told me Kim Jong un is one of the only North Koreans who don't need to follow this rule. If this is the case then I must say. When I played Kim Jong un (aka a north korean) Kim Jong un was at 400 elo.... IS KIM JONG UN STUPID I MEAN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOME FAT RICH PERSON LIKE KIM JONG UN CAN BE SO BAD AT CHESS. I MEAN HE IS SHAPED LIKE A CIRCLE... I am kinda fat too maybe I shouldn't make fun of people for their weight then I weight 500 pounds and I'm 4,11. NAH ALL THAT WEIGHT'S TOTALLY FROM MUSCLE... this is why I can't get femules.