Horse > Camel?????
So to the uneducated I must introduce the Camel! A fairy chess piece that's like a knight but it moves in a 4:1 L instead of a 3:1 L. Also the camel's 4:1 L movement actually makes it like a bishop in that if you have a camel starting on a white square it will be a stupid racist and never go to a black square. This is not good boy behavior unlike the Knight who isn't racist. Therefore despite popular opinion the public must know HORSY> CAMEL!!!!