How a Guy became a Girl and changed Chess Forever

On September 11th 2021 nothing happened. But back in the day around the 12th Century something did happen people pooped on the streets and got the Black Death. But before that in 6th Century BC chess was made and people didn't poop on the streets they pooped on the floor, but instead of a queen it had a minister. The minister just like the bishop but it moved 1 square and would usually stay on 1 color all the time like a true racist, not exactly good boy behavior. But then the minister piece said "I WANNNA BE A GIRL!" and the European continent agreed! They also accidentally made it the most powerful piece in chess history And know the minister was a women, which was bad for the king. Since the only women the King ever talked to was his mother. And usually it was arguments about whether he should stop being chronically addicted to Discord and get a life. But the king soon didn't mind the fact his minister was now a women more powerful than he ever was. Cuz he was too stupid to understand.