Magic Fat Chicken Gambutt

So I was sleeping as any normal low elo cow with a low iq and depression does. Now in my dream I saw a BIG JUICY CHICKEN. And this chicken told me that i needed to use the Magic Fat Chicken Gambit. It starts when you are black. Hey it's okay to be black we don't wanna be Racist. but anyways as black play e4 after they play e4. Then inhale grasses from your neighbors lawn and then after they bring out the horsey blunder the queen. And then move your king anywhere. And that's the magic Fat chicken gambit and after they take your queen. Ask for a draw and you draw after mind controlling the opponent. Meaning that after mind controlling your opponent you will never lose! or win but I always lose so