THERE'S A BIG BLACK RAT IN MY SHOWER!

Uh bishop queen's gambit idk sorry I need to somehow twist this into a weird chest thing cuz this is a blog on chess.com. But anyways I finally took a shower something that I usually do every 1340 years. But anyways I found BIG BLACK RAT just chilling in the shower. So I screamed like a girl and ran away from it and locked the bathroom door. Only to release I locked myself out of the only usable bathroom in my house. So now I have to use... The bush.