Why Checkers should get an update.

Hello it's me your favorite low elo cow. Now I have a very important thing to say. Checker<Chess. This should be obvious to you since well... your reading this on Chess.com. But the thing that sucks about checkers is that you only got 2 types of pieces. The regular lame checker and the King. The King checker isn't even like the King in chess it just can go backwards. So I think we need new checker pieces because currently checkers is very boring and makes me snore to death. I am not just writing this because a 5 year old beat me at checkers. And also my mom and dad, friends, family and ex girlfriend who cheated on me with some guy in Morocco all beat me at checkers. I do not hate checkers just because of that... Sometimes I fell-