My opening : Jam opening

Hello ! I'm Confitureur and I created an opening. I name it jam opening (Confiture means jam in french). I just want to show it to you. So, how does it starts ? There is two variants :

-E4, knight C3, Bishop B5 (King pawn variant)

-D4, knight F3, Bishop G5 (Queen pawn variant)

I prefer the queen pawn variant because it stops the king pawn, excepted if it's the first move. But, you still control the case E7, right next to the king, it stops O-O-O.

And, if you play low elo like me and you play the queen pawn variant, you can trap your opponent and win its queen. I did it twice in a row (550 elo, not a lot).

King variant is also great : your opponent can't move its queen pawn.

Another positive thing : you control the center if you just play another move.

If your opponent plays this opening with queen version, just play H6, your opponent willplay bishop H4, then play G5.

It plays king version ? Play A6 then B5.

I just hope this opening doesn't already exists. Say me if it does.

I think I explained everything with my opening. Thanks to you who read my article, and, maybe you'll play jam opening for your next game. Good bye,

Confitureur