The Martin chess bot: how bad is he?

Hello, and welcome to my blog!

today i will bore you all by telling you in detail, exactly what i think about the martin chess bot on chess.com.

Martin...how to begin...

Martin is probably the dumbest chess bot ever known to mankind. Chess.com claims that Martins rating is 250 elo. I think a more accurate rating would be about 0.00000000001. My point being, Martin is just.....terrible. Okay, sure, maybe he has some good points, like the ever present fact that he never trash talks. Martin stands alone and different among all the other chess.com bots, who are constantly hurling groundless burns at their opponents. In fact he even greets you politely, as well as supplying you with the disturbing fact that his 4 year old daughter or son just beat him ( ouch!) 

I mean, play martin sometime. you will notice that he is very polite and easygoing throughout the whole game, despite the fact that he is actually losing terribly. Do you know what that's called, people? That's called denial. Martins tactic is to tell himself, in spite of all the evidence, that he is actually winning. But for all you out there that have resorted to the same tactic, denial DOES NOT CHANGE YOUR RATING whatever Martin may tell you.

Another good thing you should know about Martin is that he did teach his kids to play chess. A nice thought by martin, but not a very good idea. Any kid who was taught to play chess by that bozo is in for a very sad life. Still, a shoutout to Matin for trying.

Well, that's all for now!

Thanks for reading!