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Coolest, Most Awesome Chess Opening Names

CuzinVinny
Mar 13, 2011, 7:11 PM 5

Hi! 

Let's go over the most coolest, most funniest, most amazingly awesomesaucy chess opening names in the entire 3000 year history of chess! I picked my top ten after going to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chess_openings and going through the entire list!

GOD I LOVE WIKIPEDIA

Enough with the babble, I will now present y'all my favorite chess opening names, starting at number 10 and going down down down to number 1, the most phenomenal chess name EVER!! Please share your own thoughts on the most amazing chess names, there are too many openings to count, you will surely find one you find HILARIOUS.

MOST AWESOME CHESS OPENING NAMES

10. Anderssen's Opening, Creepy Crawly Formation: 1. a3 e5 2. h3 d5

 O.M.G Creepy Crawly? What is this a caterpillar! LOL Too funny, Mr.Anderssen. (Matrix pun)

 

9. Hippopotamus Defence

Reminds me of my ex. But seriously, LOLOL a hippo has involment in chess? :P

 

8. B21 Sicilian, Grand Prix Attack

This is a GRAND attack on Mario Kart's PRIX lolzzz. NASCARRRR

 

7. B97 Sicilian, Najdorf, 7...Qb6 including Poisoned Pawn Variation

Poison? LOL its funny, 'cause you just accepted a pawn that was ILL >:D Have fun taking care of a hospital patient!

 

6. Anti-neo-Orthodox Variation

So...your against the matrix, and your against the Church? BAH HUMBUG

 

5. Kangaroo Defense 1.d4 e6 2.c4 Bb4+

One word: AUSTRALIA

 

4. Wild Bull Defense 1.e4 Nh6

Yee Haw Lets go for a night on the town and go ride BULLS GONE WILD

 

3. C45 Scotch Game

BOTTOMS UP, LETS GO DRINK TIL WE THROW UP IN A URINAL DOWNTOWN THAT HAVENT BEEN CLEANED IN YEARS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME A JANITOR WAS FEELING NICE AND GAVE THE CLUB MANAGER A FREE URINAL CLEANING...

 

2. Sicilian Pterodactyl 1.e4 g6 2.Nf3 Bg7 3.d4 c5

:'D Their might not be no better existance in the world then an Ancient Italian Dinosaur. I weep at the amount of epicness this name gives. My heart goes out to whoever came up with this name.

 

1. Hyper accelerated dragon

A SUPER FAST MEGA CHARGED ULTRA ASIAN MYTHICAL CREATURE!!!! Is the chess world serious@!#$!!!??? A Hyper accelerating dragon?? You mean it accelerates at hyper speed? Whaaaaat! YOU MEAN, TO TELL ME, DRAGONS ACCELERATE, HYPERLY? BWAHAHAAAAAAA

 


And there you go! Please, add your own favorite opening names! I must know if ANYTHING can match with the epicness of an Italian Dinosaur, or a dragon that travels at hyper speeds accelerating to an endless infinity.


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