Ten Questions with Cystem Phailure

Q: Have you always been a phailure?
A: In my previous life I was a dog, but I misbehaved and reincarnated as a phailure.

Q: Are you the Leader of the Loyal Order of Phailure?
A: Yes. The phailest of them all.

Q: Do you have a title?
A: You bet. I'm the Supreme Exalted Phailure.

Q: That's a bit much. What do I call you?
A: My friends call me Cystem. You can call me Phailure.

Q: Does the Loyal Order of Phailure hold meetings?
A: Hell no! Who wants to hang around with a bunch of phailures?

Q: How many members belong to the Loyal Order of Phailure?
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to answer that.

Q: Can I become a member of the Loyal Order of Phailure?
A: Doubtful. Potential members have to be vetted as to the degree of both their loyalty and phailuretude. Most don't survive the background check.

Q: I'm sure when you say "most don't survive the background check" what you really mean is most don't pass the background check, right?
A: No comment.

Q: Why do you wear a mask?
A: You don't want to know.

Q: Can I guess?
A: Highly unlikely. You really don't want to know.