Bumper Stickers

I saw a bumper sticker on a big F500 (or something) Ford Truck today that said, "Annoy a liberal, buy a gun."  It made me start thinking of some kind of response I could give seeing as how I happen to be liberal and it just annoyed me.  So I came up with this one:

"Annoy a redneck, shoot him with superfluous vocabulary."

Anyone else have any ideas...?