Something I had to write for skool

Ok so we a few weeks ago we had to do some projects about king Arthur for school, so I ended up making a script and I felt like sharing it here, I hope you like it!

Introduction: this is a prologue and flashback scene from when Arthur got the sword

Random normie dude: oooh niceee a sword in an anvil imma try to pull it out *tries to pull it out*  NANI WHY THE HECC ISNT IT MOVING WWWRRRYYYYYY

Merlin: bruh clearly you’re not the chosen one-

Random normie: WWRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

Merlin: *Teleports random normie dude away* jeez

Arthur: oooh a sword in an..anvil imma try to pull it out *quickly and easily pulls it out*

Merlin: *already knowing it cuz he can see the future * oh wowwwww hes the chosen oneeee yayyyyyy now u gotta go train for a loooong time boi

(scene moves forward)

Merlin: yo where’s Arthur

Knights: idk

Merlin: seriously dude I gotta talk to him

Lancelot: how comes bro?

Merlin: I used my stand, hermit’s purple and punched a camera and saw a prophecy

Lancelot: oh that’s niceeee-

Merlin: YOU MUST GO ON A DEADLY AND SUPER DANGEROUS QUEST

Knights: *slowly back away in confusion*

Merlin: YA IM TALKING TO YOU *scoffs* mortals these days

Knight 2: u want Arthur to go on the quest or us?

Merlin: YES YOU GUYS U MUST DEFEAT MORGORATH I MEAN DIO I MEAN MORIEN CUZ HES SUPER EVIL AND OP NOW

Knight 1: Morien? U mean the edgy dude who threw lost his hat and turned to the dark side?

Merlin: P       E       R       H      A        P          S

Lancelot: But why us-

Merlin: NOW GET OUTTA HERE AND GO ON THAT QUEST

(lancelot and the knights are preparing to go on the quest)

Knight 2: why are we even doing this dude?

Lancelot: chill man it’s just another pointless everyday quest

Merlin who was standing right behind him the whole time: HERMIT’S PURPLE!!!!! *punches lancelot’s phone*

Lancelot: bruh

*a pic of Morien posing menacingly appears on the phone*

Merlin: YOU MUST DESTROY HIM

Lancelot: *has a flashback*

(in the flashback, he and morien are just vibing and doing knight stuff but then Lancelot gets chosen to go on a mission without morien and morien loses his hat and turns evil, scene changes to a lightsaber fight between him and Morien)

Merlin: *giving a pointless speech on how THEY have to be the ones to defeat morien* blah blah blah…LANCELOT ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION

Lancelot: uhh-

Merlin: JUST GET OUTTA HERE *hands a poorly drawn map to the knights*

Knights:     o       k

Lancelot: ok bois first we need to go to the dark forest

Knight 1: but that place is full of wolvessss

Knight 2: IKR but it’s also where Arthur found the sword

Knight 1: w o w

Lancelot: (thinking) I wonder what Guinevere’s doin right now *texts Guinevere*

Knight 1: bruh phones haven’t been invented yet

Knight 2: we should get going, it’s dark now and we should be at the canyon of monsters tomorrow morning

Lancelot: ya what he said

(insert them barely making it out of the forest and someone screaming “THEYRE IN THE TREES” )

Knight 1: U never said anything about ghosts

Lancelot: correction, MERLIN never said anything about ghosts

Knight 2: no no no he has a point

Knight 1: apparently, we’re in the canyon of monsters

Lancelot: niceee what kind of monsters

Knight 1: werewolves, vampires, zombies, dragons, enemy stand users

Lancelot: (painful flashbacks)

(in the middle of lancelot’s flashbacks, the knights hear swords clashing and fighting noises, they slowly get closer and see Guinevere fighting another stand user)

Guinevere: EMERALD SPLASH!!!! *absolutely defeating someone in a lightsaber fite*  

Monster: wwwwrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy *dies*

Guinevere: jeez about time

Lancelot: Guinevere!? What are you doing here?

Guinevere: Going to fight Morien cuz Arthur’s too lazy

Knights: o o o o o o o o o h

Lancelot: In a way we were sent to do the same thing lol

Guinevere: niceee lol

Knight 2: AHHH MONSTERRR

(insert chase scene)

Lancelot: thank god we made it out ALIVE

Knight 1: barely

Knight 2: well the next place we gotta go is to the lady of the lake, shes supposed to tell us how to beat morien

Guinevere: lady of the lake? THE lady of the lake? Only merlin would send people on those crazy quests lol

Lancelot: ikr

(the Knights and Guinevere unignited their lightsabers and continues on their journey, and after hours of walking they arrive at the lake)

Knight 2: what r we supposed to do now-

Knight 1: AWAKEN MY MASTER

*nothing happens*

Knight 1: b r u h

(they notice a small card on a rock in front of the lake and lancelot reads it aloud)

Lancelot: Alrighty bois here’s what it says “ leave me alone I’m busy if u need weapons sry but I gave all of them to king Arthur if u need to know how to defeat certain evil knights or enemy stand users then just use the power of friendship or something”

Knight 1: THAT’S IT?!??!?!? WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT US TO BEAT THE MOST EVIL PERSON ON EARTH WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Guinevere: alright lancelot and I  have our stands, we all got lightsabers so I guess we got weapons checked out now all we gotta do is find Morien

Knight 2: ya but that’ll take forever we need to cross the desert of time

Lancelot: Then we shall be  s   p   e   d

Knights: O K

(they get chased by soul eating snakes, attacked by countless monsters and enemy stand users and barely made it out)

Knight 2: Lancelot, u and Guinevere r lucky that ur stand users we’re stuck with the force and our funky lightsabers

Lancelot: well what can I say, my stand, silver chariot , with the power of both speed precision and swordsmanship is very op

(after walking a bit more, they finally arrive at the dark and menacing castle in the middle of the desert)

(imperial march plays)

Lancelot: your next line is “why do I hear boss music”

Knights and Guinevere: why do I hear boss music

Lancelot: ha! … anyways we’re so close, stay on garde and keep your weapons close

(as lancelot steps in first, he finds that he can’t use his stand inside the castle! )

Lancelot: dangit I cant use my stand

Guinevere: *ignites lightsaber* let’s go

(the group splits up and searches the castle for Morien with their lightsabers ignited)

Guinevere: *slowly walking down a hallway and reaches a flight of stairs, on top of the flight of stairs is none other than morien himself*

Morien: yo

Guinevere: morien you filthy capitalist it’s time to pay for your sins

Morien: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS MY NAME’S NOT MORIEN WWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

Guinevere: you wont get away with this

Morien: Is that so? To defeat me, you’ll have to approach me.

*morien suddenly disappears*

Guinevere: nani

Lancelot: oh there you are Guinevere

Guinevere: Morien’s after the other knights

Lancelot: ok go find them I’ll take on morien myself

(Lancelot finds morien in a large, open spaced atrium)

Lancelot: Morien!

Morien: ah yes the negotiator…also THAT’S NOT MY NAME-

Lancelot: don’t star wars quote! Google said Moriens your name and I’m here to fight!

Morien: very well *ignites lightsaber*

Lancelot: *ignites lightsaber*

(insert fight scene)

Lancelot: It’s over morien! I have the high ground!

Morien: dude you stepped in horse crap

Lancelot: bruh *walks down*

Morien: Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?

Lancelot: I can’t beat you up without getting closer

Morien: well well come as close as you like

Lancelot: *uses overdrive*

Morien: Pathetic

(Morien and lancelot repeatedly punch each other while screaming “MUDA MUDA MUDA” and “ORAORAORA” in Japanese)

Morien: ha you’re weak! Surrender or die mortal!

Lancelot: *pulls out uno reverse card*

Morien: NANI HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE KONOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *dies with roblox oof sound effect

Lancelot: *puts on deal with it glasses*

THE END