Pawn Meets Bishop.....
Did you hear the one about the young pawn who finally met his "Idol".
While most of his friends looked up to the King and Queen, this one pawn wanted to be a "tall pawn", a Bishop! when he grew up.
Imagine his excitement, crossing the square one day, when he came across the Bishop himself.
In awe he could only manage to shout out," It's the Bishop!, the Bishop!" and " Bishop! Bishop! Bishop!"
While flattered, the Bishop yelled back, "Be Silent!"
The pawn stopped .... confused .... but his excitement returned .... and he started yelling again ......
"Ishop! Ishop! Ishop! ............"