"Grandmaster" Bernie Mac
Bernie Mac was a stand-up comedian and actor. (one of my favourite comedians ..... I think of him whenever I eat hard boiled eggs or watch Charlie Angels repeats (best Bosley ever!))
The following quotes are from his TV show "The Bernie Mac Show", Season 2 Episode 16, Titled "Chess Wars" (2003)
"Raising kids is like playing chess. You gotta counter every idiotic move they make."
"These kids don't realize they playing with the grand master. You heard of Big Blue? Well Bernie Mac is Big Black."