Stand-Up Chess: Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff is best known for his brand of redneck humour ..... not much in the way of chess humour;

1. Sophisticated:

"Sophisticated people play chess. Rednecks can amuse ourselves for hours with a sheet of bubble wrap. Pop, pop, pop. Poppoppoppoppop!"                           (Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Comitted , 1998)

Thats all folks ....couldn't find any chess jokes from the "King of the Rednecks" (1995 CD) ....who apparently said  "you might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the Pawn Shop"......