Don't go there.
The game is OTB. play the game. on the board. your opponent is young, old, good, bad, beautiful, ugly ... doesn't matter .... 64 squares. 32 pieces. The game is OTB.
This past Monday .... while playing OTB, .... don't know why, don't usually look there ..... I looked UTB.
Under the board ..... under the table ... my opponent was wearing Crocs.
odd ... chess and crocs .... nothing wrong with that, just funny, distracted, had to laugh (but not OL), could have been worse...
don't go there.
don't look UTB.