A Blog Post, of Happyness!!!
The Weekly Jesus.
Matthew 6:5-7 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagan, for they think they will be heard because of their many words." A prayer is a private conversation with God. Unlike the hypocrites we should pray in secrecy and not try and show off your "religiousness" because then it's not between you and God. And since God knows everything you don't need to use long sentences to get your message out to God, just put it plain and simple. A simple prayer ends with "Amen", which means "let it be so".
I like Pie. A story for all the ages, and You.
Since Bobby, the little mongoose boy burnt all our chocolate bunny novels, today's story is going to be made up, like all the other ones. (Clearing Throat) It was a dark, and stormy night!!! and nothing was happening at all, so all the kings of the land came together to have a talk, the king of the north said, "Why isn't anyone doing anything at all!!! It's very boring when there's no one to throw into jail." A combined sigh came from all the kings. the king of the south said, "Let's have a disco party!!! It shall be some quaint fun, eh Billy???" A silence washed over the room. then the king of the east said angrily "DISCO BALLS HAVEN'T BEEN INVENTED YET!!!" The End.