Scuba Diving and Chess
Well, there was a thought.
But honestly - both of these passions of mine can never meet.
No need to elucidate further; pretty sure everyone understands.
Scuba diving - you can't hold your breath.
Chess you physically or mentally sit on your hands. ...
But Key West! I could play there...
... and I could dive there.
But I'd rather play on a sailboat during the sunset, with my tanks full, tied to a mooring above a wreck.