Patzer to Grand...patzer

Everybody knows that the Bowdler attack as white against the Sicilian is not the way to try get a point. Everybody knows that, with the exception that if you are playing me, go for it, because I am going to screw it up.  I am a #$%^patzer! 

The game that follows is Exhibit A. 

Also, I would like to point out that being able to beat the bots at 1500 -1600 is not the same as a good mid 1200 player! I mean if you are reading this Chess.com you might want to buff up the bots a little bit. Make them a little more competitive in their supposed range. 

Anyway, if you are up for a good laugh. Exhibit A