Be warned

Ok folks, this is not one of my usual rants, in fact I may shelve that particular format for a while.  In the very near future, probably tomorrow, I will start posting  short stories that I have written or as I write them.  Most will have nothing at all to do with chess, but hopefully will be mildly entertaining.  Positive comments are welcome, criticism  is not.  I bruise easily.  Ok, you've been warned.