How to suck at chess

How to get below 500

- Bring out your queen early! Its the most powerful Piece on the board!(use waynard attack or napoleon)

- Developp you knights on the side of the board, to let place to other pieces

-When you can capture a pieces whit multiple ones, take whit the king if possible! Who care about the right to casstle?

- Always push a lot of pawns in the opening

-Why not only developp 1 piece at a time, now you have less chances of b2ing forked

How to get 100?

Choose the right openings, Queen Gambit suck, Fool's mate is the best, so use it!

-Its ok to just developp you horsay in move 35

-Dont casstle, then you can get backrank mated

-Who cares about fork? Ignore them and if its not appening, then wait you can do better thing than prevent queen-king fork whit a pawn

-Knights are better at the corner of the board

-Dont capture ennemis free pawns, pawns are useless

-Only moves pawns, its their turn to play

- always capture pieces that look free, Gambits are bad

- always check, they are the most forcing moves! so if you see one, do it

-Ignore Mate in 1, just umiliate your oponent while capturing every pieces BEFORE winning the game

-When you are down 1 point of material, just resign, you iwll lose anywway